My Most Miserable Miles
Every runner has those
workouts that just go terrible for one reason or another. Fatigue,
hunger, dead legs, sleepyness, sore muscles -- the list goes on. Friday I
had probably my worst run yet. Lately my weekends have been packed with activities
(also known as commitments, some involving out of town travel which makes
getting a long run in very difficult), so I worked extra during the past week to
facilitate a long run early Friday afternoon.
My long run rules (which
were all disobeyed):
- Give yourself plenty of time - time to get ready, time
for the run (taking into account breaks), time to stretch, cool-down, and
mentally unwind after.
- Get a full night's sleep - either a solid 8-9 hours of
sleep the night before, or at least run first thing in the morning so you
are fresh.
- Don't go out hungry - in fact, I like to eat 1-2 big,
carb-filled meals within 36 hours of a long run. Working off a light
dinner and breakfast is not enough to get you through.
- Don't run long after work - work is mentally exhausting
and tires you out. Trying to squeeze in a long run after work in the
evening is difficult and can off set the rest of your week as well.
- Don't go long if you are sore/ dead-legged. It
sucks when you have "dead legs", the term for general soreness
and fatigue that runners get from time to time.
I should elaborate on
the “dead legs” rule. It’s hard to tell
why you have dead legs. Sometimes its
from overtraining, sometimes its even from undertraining, and sometimes you
just have no idea why you feel so tired. While you can still pound out
some shorter training runs you really shouldn't attempt a long run on dead legs
(with the exception being the 2nd day of a focused back-to-back long run
weekend). Most of the time when you head
out feeling tired your legs and cardio have a habit of “waking up” 20-30
minutes into a run. This was not the
case Friday.
It was almost surreal.
Within the first mile I felt as if I had just finished a marathon.
I wanted to stop, or at least slow down. 4 miles in, after tip-toeing a bit around some rocky terrain on the Potomac Heritage Trail I stopped
and sat down; this is usually a mistake because you don't want to get back up
and laying down is the next logical decision. The idea of doing a 20-24
mile long run was out the window and at this point even the 16 mile option was too
risky. I opted for a tried and true trail loop of 12 miles. This
should get me back to my destination before my 3 hour cut-off (speaking of, I
hate having a time cut-off to make!). I trudged on, running across the
key bridge into DC and on to the C&O Canal towpath.
I'll share some data - no laughing! |
Something was seriously
wrong. It wasn't dehydration at least - I wasn't thirsty and had my hand
bottle filled with water + nuun just in case. After about a mile of
running I began alternating 5 minutes of walking and 5 minutes of slow running.
After a stop at Fletchers boathouse to use the restroom I continued my
strategy until I reached Chain Bridge Road, ran across, and then began a long,
slow walk up the huge hill to Military Road. At this point I was able to
employ the common ultra-running tactic of running down the hills and walking
back up the next hill. I made it to Difficult Run, walked up another huge
hill, almost dizzy and stumbling at times, and continued walking through
Arlington until I made it home.
Not that I have a flair
for the dramatic, or stressing over every detail of a run, but I rarely go into
detail on any one training run. Unless
of course it was so memorable that it requires explanation. Runs that are memorable in a good way are
usually races where you set your Personal Best times. You are reading one that was memorable in a bad
way.
I still take positives
from this. It was a big system stressor,
and (in theory) once you finish a workout like that and recover you get
stronger. Training for ultra running
often involves a lot of walking. During
ultra marathons you typically walk up hills to conserve energy, and walking
uses different muscles than running so you have to practice some. I will be more cautious in the future too
about safety, although I am already pretty safety conscious. It’s a misconception that it has to be
freezing out to get hypothermia but in reality if you are exposed and tired
enough you can suffer from hypothermia in as warm as 55 degree weather. It wasn't particularly cold that day
(probably around 50 degrees F) but I’m pretty sure I was on the verge of
hypothermia by the time I got home.
A workout like that also
keeps your ego in check – getting passed by stroller runners and beginners
reminds you that you are not a superstar. It was a good experience in that I have a
feeling what it probably feels like right before you DNF (or, “do not finish”)
an Ultra, something even seasoned veterans of the sport contend with. Another plus is that it was still 12 miles covered, even if by run/walking, and didn't do much damage to anything since it was so slow.
One last positive is
that there is now little chance that I will set out on a run and worry its going to be
my “worst run ever”, since the bar was just set pretty low!